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Here we are tergether, Christmus is upon us. Wen yew read this, yule awl be a lookun forwud tew a gud ow tarkey dinner. I know I will. Tha’ is wun thing the Missus us gud at, un thas searvun up a gud rowust dinner. Un a course yar gotta hev plum puddun un custud fur desert. Mind yew the custud a gotta be gud un thick, I caren’t abide thin runny custud, yew wont suffun wos a gorn a stick by yew.
Un a course, awl the kids ull be a scrabbun abowet arly Christmus mornun tu see wot Santa a brort, my grandchilrun will be, thas fu sartun.
Un anuther thing, um a lookun forwud tew awl them thar repeats on the telewishun, the Missus reckun tha’ ull give me suffun else tew mowun abowet.
Mind yew, thas bin a rum ow year, but I on’t go intew the sordid deetearls, cus Christmus is the toime a happiness un gud cheer, um jest glad in a waye thas nearly owver, sew we cun awl start afresh.
Were hed a sprinklun a snow tew, sew thas bin hully seasonal, mind yew I dowent loike them thar arly mornun frorsts, tha’ int harf a job tew git my ow bowens a gorn in the mornuns wen thas cowd loike tha’.
New Year resalewshuns, thas the next thing tew think abowet. I think wun a mine
ull hetta be:-
Now, all thas left fer me tew saye tergether is I hope yew awl hev a MERRY CHRISTMUS UN A PROSPERUS UN HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Fare thee well.
The Crown Inn
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